Though I don’t doubt that this interaction took place, it’s actually the hardest bit of gossip to pin down. In July 2010, Snooki was dubbed “a Lindsay Lohan wannabe,” by a judge in New Jersey, fined $500, and ordered to do community service after pleading guilty to disturbing others on the Seaside Heights beach, according to CBSbut at that time, it was unclear whether or not the pair had partied together. (Both celebrities, it should be stated, were well-known party animals and notorious drink-throwers.) According to the Hollywood Reporter, Lohan began serving her aforementioned house arrest in May 2011, after pleading no contest to stealing a $2,500 necklace. She was released 35 days later and allowed to remove her electronic ankle bracelet. Could Snooki and Lohan have partied together during that brief time?

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It’s much more likely that the pair crossed paths a year earlier, when Lohan was ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet around her ankle—an alcohol-monitoring device, not a house arrest anklet—and submit to regular drug tests. But unless photographs of the night in question pop up in some nostalgic tabloid later this year, the mystery continues. And isn’t that the fun of goss!