The Cast of Jersey Shore Reunite to Pay the Situation's Out of Control Prison Bod a Visit

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, who is currently serving an eight-month sentence for tax evasion in Otisville, New York, received a surprise visit from his fellow Jersey Shore family, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Deena Cortese, and his wife, Lauren Sorrentino. It’s a nice gesture, certainly nothing to write home about... save for Mike’s, uh, situation. Do you see his body? His out of control, super ripped, big-on-top, little-on-bottom prison bod? He is hitting those weights hard, damn. Good for him.

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According to InTouch Weekly, he’s in there until September 13, 2019. How much more beefy can the guy get in that time? Guess we’ll just have to watch and find out.

[Entertainment Tonight]


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I love updates on Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s influencer daughter Olivia Jade amid the ongoing college admissions scandal. Aunt Becky, her mom, and her fashion designer dad may be heading to jail soon but at least Olivia’s not letting it stop her from hitting up “the hotspot Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood” and leaving “around 2 a.m,” Page Six reports.

Judging by the photographs, she was joined by Vlog Squad YouTuber Matt King... and maybe some others? More paparazzi shots, please.

[Page Six]


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Michael Jackson’s kids Prince Jackson and Blanket Jackson are YouTubers now. According to Prince’s Instagram, it’s a movie review channel. First up: Avengers: Endgame.

Something about this feels deeply depressing to me?

[Entertainment Tonight]


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