He’s either the father of the millennium or is the Tommy Mottola of parents, but Lady Gaga‘s dad Joe Germanotta is clearly doing something right as it’s revealed his famous daughter gives him 50 per cent of her earnings under their LLCs, Team Love Child and Mermaid Music. Though she’s got plenty of green, it also turns out that she hasn’t bothered to get a new NYC apartment and instead bunks down in her parent’s Upper West Side pad when she’s in town. “I’m married to my dad,” she once told Vanity Fair, “I’m happier than I’ve ever been. I’ve been in my father’s arms for two weeks, wishing [him] a Happy Father’s Day.” Watch out, mom. [Page Six]
If she can rip herself away from her dad, Gaga is going to be cooking up a Thanksgiving storm on ABC. [The Daily Beast]
She also happened to crash Amy Winehouse‘s house to pay her respects when she was in Camden recently. [MTV]
It’s always fun to read a public figure dish out relationship advice in an interview conducted before their divorce announcement. Therefore, it’s with great pleasure we bring you Ashton Kutcher‘s Men’s Health article! Waxing lyrical about how to maintain a healthy relationship, he offers plenty of handy tips that somehow don’t include putting one’s penis inside a third party. He also recommends that no woman try to change him if she wants some long-term Ashton goodness: “I could never be with a woman who felt like she needed to change me.” Translation: those into men with a penchant towards infidelity please head to the front of the line! [People]
She may have her own money and there’s a pre-nup in place, but that’s not stopping Demi from punishing Ashton by going after his money. Apparently/allegedly! [Daily Mail]
Taking on Kim Kardashian divorce proportions, we are now privy to every little detail about their pre- and post-divorce life (don’t shoot the messenger!). With Ashton apparently buying Demi a car in an attempt to win her back. [TMZ]
Trust Chelsea Handler to weigh in with the most straight shooting statement about the divorce yet: “They probably had a lot of threesomes that led to twosomes without Demi and that leads to a divorce.” [NYDN]
In further Chelsea Handler news, she split with celeb serial dater Andre Balazs last month but has already shacked up with a new guy – this adorable hunk of cuteness to your right. He joins her other dog, Chunk. [Radar]
Natalie Wood update: testimony from the ship’s captain strengthen theories that her husband Robert Wagner played a part in her drowning death, after he said the actor smashed a bottle of wine in a rage and accused Christopher Walken of wanting to “fuck my wife.” With Robert going on to argue with Natalie, the captain says: “The only full sentence I could completely decipher during the entire argument was ‘Get off my fucking boat’ said by Robert Wagner.” Poor Nat. [Radar]
Pictures of George Clooney with his arm in a sling can mean only one thing – collateral damage from his fight with Bradley Cooper over his People mag Sexiest Man Alive win. [TMZ]
And here are 63 solid reasons why Ryan Gosling was robbed of the cover! [Buzzfeed]
- Kathy Griffin says ‘mos aren’t afraid of her breasts because they’re, well, breasts, but because they are the realest thing on her person. [Page Six]
- In sucky news, things aren’t looking great for Bee Gee Robin Gibb after he was told his liver cancer treatment isn’t working. [The Sun]
- Kelly Ripa says “there’s something voyeuristic and perversely sexy about watching my husband” kiss another guy on stage. Nods of agreement all round. [NYDN]
- The entire guest list of my fantasy dinner party turn out to honor Amy Poehler at the second annual Power of Comedy tribute. [E!]
- My new favorite rapper, Theophilus London – whose song Neighbors is on the Twilight: Breaking Hymen soundtrack – recently had some nude pictures stolen and says he can’t wait until they’re leaked. [Page Six]
- Gossip writers feel faint upon hearing the cast of Twilight didn’t hold hands at the premiere after-party in LA. Someone catch me! [NYDN]
- Kris Humphries on the Kardashian kraziness: “As you all know, this has been a difficult time in my life.” And profitable, you forgot profitable. [NYDN]
- Kim Kardashian‘s blabber-mouth former not-really publicist likens suicide to being a “quitter.” [Radar]
- President Obama showed his love at the Heavy D funeral. Class. [NYDN]
- When Joe Manganiello says to expect more of his kind in the next season of True Blood, we trust he means oft-naked guys who will become regular players in ‘adult’ dreams. [E!]
- Of course Jeremy London‘s rep is going to deny he assaulted his girlfriend. [E!]
- Jeremy also does himself a world of favors by partying instead of speaking to the cops. [Radar]
- Giving Justin “flip-the-bird” Bieber a run for his money, Rihanna was as hardcore as the next teenager by wearing shoes with the words “Fuck off” emblazoned on them while performing on The X Factor UK. [MTV]
- Her rebel ways have gone global, with Rihanna‘s video for “We Found Love” getting banned in France. [NME]
- RiRi also pulls a Sheryl Crow and wishes there were someone strong enough to be her man — or at least a decent booty call. [NYDN]
- Lisa VanderPump says she isn’t thrilled to be cast as the villain on this season’s The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, didn’t mean to cut Camille Grammer‘s grass. [US]
- Video footage of Conrad Hilton‘s vehicular hit-and-run from the weekend. It’s totally plausible to think momma Hilton said this before he left the house: “Now, Conrad, baby. Paris just isn’t cutting it anymore. You go out there and show that Kris Kardashian who the real talentless brats are in this town!” [TMZ]
- A list of 11 (relatively boring) things you didn’t see at the AMAs. [Billboard]
- Some “good Samaritan” did themselves a favor and returned Eva Amurri‘s tacky-ass wedding gift when it turned up in their mail by mistake. [TMZ]
- Anything that brings more Janeane Garofalo into our lives is a good thing – like this play – even if her fake Russian accent sucks. [Vulture]
- Kate Winslet keeps on keeping on with her optical illusion dress – which reminds me of Kelly Bundy‘s Married … With Children wardrobe. [Daily Mail]
- If Lindsay Lohan is drink and drug free, her efforts at staying out until 11:30am should be applauded. [Daily Mail]
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