Gwyneth Paltrow's Son Loves Old Navy Like a Tiny, Adorable Commoner

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It’s not all champagne wishes and caviar dreams around the Paltrow/Martin nursery. (Though, yes, champagne and caviar are present. What do you think this is? A barn?) Moses Martin, son of Gwyneth Paltrow, is also a huge fan of Old Navy! That’s right! The Martin boy dresses like a little peasant!

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“My son Moses is the inspiration for the concept in this week’s issue,” Paltrow writes in her latest Goop newsletter. “He loves Old Navy. Specifically the bathing suits and shirts (he has a white polo shirt with a ‘tie’ on it he wears all the time).”

That little scamp! Next you’re going to tell me that he eats school lunches, lives under a bridge, and carries a bindle!

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“He wanders into the office and asks with regularity if we are selling Old Navy in the goop shop yet,” she continues.

Oh, Gwyn! You’ve raised quite the comedian!

[US Weekly]


Illustration for article titled Gwyneth Paltrows Son Loves Old Navy Like a Tiny, Adorable Commoner

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burnina8r
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To be fair, if your parents didn’t make you and your siblings all wear that Old Navy flag shirt every goddamn Fourth of July, are you really even American?