Guidance Counselor Gives Kids Homophobic, Sexist 'Hurt Feelings Report'

Pat Lynch, a high school football coach from Wyoming, heard that bullying is a hot issue right now so he decided to weigh in — by telling his students that he has no tolerance for cry babies. Before an out of town game, Lynch gave students his “Hurt Feelings Report,” which asks if they’re a “queer” and calls them a “sissy” for reporting abuse. Lynch has apologized and resigned, but thankfully the students will still be in contact with this model citizen. Though he’s quit the football team, Lynch will still serve as school guidance counselor, which presumably entails telling every student who comes to him with a problem that they just need to stop being such a “pussy.”