Grumpy Cat, a cat famous for having a constant look of disgust on her face and yes it's 2013 and this is what fame is like in the future, has been tapped to star in a "Garfield-like feature film." The movie will co-star Jack Black and Will Ferrell, and is considered a top priority at New Line Cinema. You cannot make this shit up β€” but if you had, you'd probably be a multi-gajabillionaire by now.

But who would see Grumpy Cat: The Last Grump (working title)? Well, me. And you. And, um, all of her millions of fans, and probably anyone with a brain and a heart.

β€œThis started off as a picture of a cat, but rare is an image that evokes that much comedy,” producer Todd Garner said. β€œYou read all of the memes and the comments, and one is funnier than the next. We think we can build a big family comedy around this character.”

I just want to really drive home the fact that a cat can get a movie made and 99 percent of the rest of us can't. Grumpy Cat is now the 1 percent. That is all.