Meet Jeff, loving husband and father of two, who just happens to have a fetish for being breastfed. Luckily for him, Jeff’s wife finds his fetish equally erotic. With a toddler and a newborn, she’s been lactating for some time — and Jeff been sucking up the extra milk, straight from the source, as a part of the married couple’s foreplay. As he explains, the first time he latched on, he was so excited he almost came in his pants. He says that breastfeeding has become “crucial” to his sex life, as it’s helped to cure his erectile dysfunction. While his wife was pregnant with their second child and he was unable to breastfeed, he was unable to “maintain a healthy erection.”
Naturally, by putting themselves out there and being so honest about their proclivities (they were featured on last night’s episode of the TLC show Strange Sex), Jeff and his wife are opening themselves up to criticism. I mean, as someone who has breastfed a baby, I would consider my husband a giant shithead if he tried to get in on the action. First of all, I considered breast milk “liquid gold” and if there was every any “extra,” it’d be stored away in the freezer so I could actually get a break and leave the house for longer than a two or three hour stretch. Secondly, I don’t think I could ever be able—or want—to sexualize something that was so inextricably linked to my child.
But Jeff’s wife is different. She seems to like it. Could two consenting adults enjoying an unconventional kink really be so bad? Well, maybe. Although Jeff’s wife is down to breastfeed her husband, the couple’s daughter might not like it. In one scene, the family is eating dinner at the kitchen table when Jeff grabs his wife, pulls down her shirt, and latches on—while moaning with pleasure. The toddler was sitting right there. I am of the mind that breastfeeding is not shameful. However, I think sucking your wife’s tits in front of your kids is. (And it’s terrible table manners, to boot.) Explicit foreplay—especially the kind that turns one on so much that one might prematurely ejaculate—should be done in private, so as to limit the possibility of emotional scarring on the child’s part.
If that’s not disturbing enough, Jeff says that he first realized he had this fetish while staring at his mother’s bare breasts when she was taking a bath. He asked her, “Mommy, could I suck on your boobies?” And from there a kink was born. Jeff admits that he’s a little worried about his wife’s milk drying up over time, but he hopes that he can buy himself years of breast milk by having a very large family, perhaps eight children.
