Grimes and Elon Musk broke up which means both of them are facing the abyss of their post-break-up cringe era in which they each have to one-up each other in some manner to prove that they are doing better than the other. Musk is probably planning space travel with his child, a2+b2=c2, and Grimes is discovering Karl Marx for the first time.
On Sunday the singer was traveling to a photoshoot when, according to a post on her Instagram, she got “really stressed” by the paparazzi following her and so she decided to give them some poses with the only prop she had on hand, a copy of The Communist Manifesto. But Grimes isn’t deprogramming herself from the cult of billionaire by reading about class struggle but instead just trying to create a newer better kind of political system. “Personally I’m more interested in a radical decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved thru [sic] crypto and gaming but I haven’t ironed that idea out enough yet to explain it,” she wrote in her post. Go off sis?
Anyway, this was all just a ruse to get some good paparazzi pics off which is really just the celebrity version of “felt cute, might delete later.”
- There is nothing on planet earth that will convince me that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick don’t absolutely despise each other. But they hugged so, good for them I guess. [TMZ]
- William Shatner is going to space. [People]
- There’s going to be a live version of The Nightmare Before Christmas? Starring Billie Eilish??? [People]
- Harry Styles’s “Watermelon Sugar” is definitely probably maybe absolutely about eating the box. [E!]
- Jerry Seinfeld is sorry that his film, Bee Movie heavily implied that a bee and a human woman were fucking. [Indiewire]
- Johnny Bananas allegedly cheated on his girlfriend which should surprise absolutely no one. [Us Weekly]
- The Clooney family is having a great time in quarantine. [Entertainment Tonight]
- Oprah’s life motto is no new friends. [NBC]
DISCUSSION
Yeah she’s not doing any childcare whatsoever with those nails.
I’m sure neither is he, based on what his first ex wife says.
Must be nice to outsource anything you don’t want to do. Celebs!! They’re not just like us!