Greece has a new finance minister, and his signature looks like a dick. Though he’s only had the job for a few days, Euclid Tsakalotos is already a legend thanks to the way he flicks his wrist when signing important documents that could help bring Greece out of its debt crisis.
The E of his surname (whose ends are connected like a heart turned on its side) makes up what looks like a scrotum, while the rest of the signature (which is just one long, tight curve that contains no discernible letters) acts as its shaft and glans. The ends of the line intersect the E’s scrotum, and create the image of two pubic hairs.
Based on his signature, one can assume Tsakalotos’s penis looks something like this:
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