Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Glo-Coat: Float Your Way To A Spotless Floor

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Sick of heel marks on your floor? Perhaps you should purchase this magical Glo-Coat solution from what I suspect is Judy Jetson's great-great grandmother's floor wax company. Because nothing says "safe" quite like floating children.