Gisele Bündchen Is Reportedly Dating Her Hot Jiu Jitsu Instructor
The newly minted divorceé seems to be living out a spicy rom-com plot, I see.
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It’s been about two weeks since Gisele Bündchen filed for divorce from Tom Brady—who has just recently remembered how to win a football game, despite wagering his entire marriage for the chance at another Lombardi—delivering a blow to entitled manly men all over the world. But as Gisele has demonstrated, it’s never too soon to rub salt in the wound in the form of a brawny jiu jitsu instructor.
According to new images from Page Six, the Brazilian supermodel was spotted out and about with mystery man Joaquim Valente on Saturday in Costa Rica. Page Six reports the pair dined at Koji in Provincia de Puntarenas and were joined by Gisele’s children (Benjamin, 12, and Vivian, 9). While it remains to be seen if the duo are officially dating or just hanging out post-training session (a source told Fox News they’re not dating), I’m sending all my manifestations to this rumored couple. Because what’s sexier (if not totally cliché) than a newly freed woman getting it on with her jiu jitsu instructor?! Very Sex and the City of Gisele—a woman who, notably, deserves a partner who can fulfill her needs in the domestic realm and in the martial arts studio and…well, you get the picture.