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With the two biggest babes eva. @BELLAHADID@BADGALRIRI you're the baddest hottest goddesses around 🔥🔥 #FLA

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Now, to be real, I don't really have strong feelings about Gigi. I will admit that I am impressed by her boxing skills, but who brings their boyfriend on a girls' trip to Dubai? Who takes a selfie with Kendall Jenner when the latter is wearing something so brutally embarrassing? I only care about her to the extent that she is a blood relative of Yolanda, who is, and forever will be, my sun and stars.

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However, what is this?

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WHO EVEN IS CODY SIMPSON? Why is Gigi Hadid, International Supermodel, being primarily identified as someone's girlfriend? I understand that this is Daily Mail Australia, and, in an effort to understand who this blonde guitar-wielding man is, I have learned that Cody Simpson is Australian—but still. Yolanda and I are furious.

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