George R. R. Martin is just an absolute treasure. He looks like a sea captain, speaks like a true nerd, and has been waiting thirteen years for you to be scared straight by the red wedding. He's practically giggling with glee as he watches fans freak the eff out. It's the best.
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Dear GRRM,
Stop making TV appearances, stop writing GoT episodes — just STOP and finish the freaking books already! We're dying here.