So, George W. Bush is painting cats now. First it was dogs, “over 50” dogs. Then it was a cow-horse, a watermelon, and a quiet golf course landscape rich with longing. And now, reportedly, Bush is moving into his “Cat Period.” He painted this cat. It is cute. And janky. And wonderful. Like an 8th-grader made it. It has attitude. And if I don’t take some drastic psychological measures right this instant, I’m going to have to PRINT THIS SHIT OUT AND STICK IT UP ON MY FRIDGE AND THAT WOULD BE MESSED UP, YOU GUYS. Which raises the question…my god…do I like the Bush family?
I don’t. I really don’t. Not GW, anyway. I can’t. The 2000 election was the first year I was eligible to vote, and that was some disillusioning shit. Not to mention the ensuing DECADE of oppressive, deadly garbage that came with Bush’s election.
But.