Garfunkel & Oates Are All About That Anal Sex for Jesus

They made a pact to keep their hymen intact, their loophole is the poophole.

The internet ready duo of Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome, better known as Garfunkel and Oates, really nailed the church in this one. Don't ask us where they nailed them — it's too easy!



The model wherein penis-in-vagina sex is Real Sex and everything else isn't is both a model that devalues gay and lesbian sex, and devalues the acts that are statistically most likely to get women off. I don't understand why so many feminists support it under this vague "we all make up our own virginity model" bandaid that fails to grasp how social constructions work, and fails to enact meaningful change. Can we please fight for larger societal inclusion of queer and female sexuality?