Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey Shore

Inside: Drink drank drunk.

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"What the hell is this? I ordered a large."


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"I'm so glad I could get this beer to go."

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"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

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"When you said you were going to set me up with a date who's bubbly, this is not what I had in mind."

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"You probably think I don't know that this holiday commemorates the Mexican army's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla. But I do. I also know that dolphins are not gay sharks, despite what you may have heard on TV."

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"Sniff. These beverages before me make up what is truly one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen. ¡Viva Mexico!"

All images: Miami, May 5. Via INFDaily.

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thatonegirlsays
quatrevingtquatre

There would be no need for Corona + Margaritas if America had Despe. Tequila flavored beer, FTW.

PS: These girls have tolerances that make my state school grad levels seem amateurish. Incroyable.