Tuesday is such a bullshit day (unless it's your birthday — Happy Birthday!!!), so let's watch some puppies until we can watch puppies no more. Then, home to indulge in some Early Evening Wine, Late Evening Wine, and Midnight Wine. Maybe 2am Wine if things get crazy at this party. (PARTY OF ONE!!!) (ugh sigh)
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Seize: it's about ethics in gossip journalism
I needed this. Today I had to put off studying for a shitty class with a moron professor in order to document my supervisor behaving inappropriately with a subordinate.
Bring me the wine, people. Bring be the wine.