Fox News Identifies Important New Voting Demographic: 'Beyoncé Voters'

Today on Fox’s Outnumbered, the panelists discussing how Hillary is using the SCOTUS Hobby Lobby decision to finagle her way into the White House identified a new demographic: the Beyoncé Voters. After brushing off the SCOTUS decision because contraception is not in the constitution (hm), Host Jessie Waters’s dropped this doozie of a statement:

“Hillary Clinton needs the single ladies vote. I call them ‘The Beyoncé Voters’ — the single ladies. Obama won single ladies by 76% last time, and made up about a quarter of the electorate. They depend on government because they’re not depending on their husbands. They need contraception, health care, and they love to talk about equal pay.”

Oooohhhh I get it. They’re calling us Beyoncé voters because we’re “Single Ladies,” and also because Beyoncé supposedly presents a huge threat to children by promoting sex in the back of limousines and unwanted pregnancies. Those unwanted pregnancies that could of course be prevented by…birth control.

Anyway, I’m actually pretty impressed at how much fail was squeezed into such a small amount of words. Waters straight up cannot wrap his head around the concept of a single working woman—women are simply defined by their husband or lack of one. He may as well have said that single women were like government nuns if nuns had sex. Here’s the clip (via Media Matters):

Honestly, I consider myself more of a Rihanna’s Nipples voter, but that’s just me.