Forever21 Celebrates Jesus in All His Forms

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As we have mentioned before, Forever21 is owned by Evangelical Christians. So it's no surprise that a lot of the garments offered are covered — nay, smothered — in crosses. But sometimes, in an effort to combine hip trends and Christianity, you get weird juxtapositions of Jesus and jaguars.

A few examples for sale right now:

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Shredded Jesus. He performed some exorcisms, which is not very metal. (Unless you're Stryper.) Turning water in to wine is fairly rock and roll, though.

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Scottish Jesus.

Actually, He probably would be into kilts.

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Leopard Jesus.

Like Yahoo says: "Why did Jesus heal all the leopards in the leopard colony?"

"He loved cool cats, that's why."

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Jaguar Jesus. (If you're British, that's jag-you-are.) We've heard of Jesus as a lion… but never as a Central American panther. But hey, at least there's a commitment to the concept of Jesus-as-animal. Which you'd better get used to.

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BECAUSE JESUS IS AN ANGRY JUNGLE CAT.

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Ugh, now we get to read all the comments form people getting cross about this. :(