Honestly, we should not be surprised by Cyrus’ attempt to make bank off of a tattooed version of her father Billy Ray’s face on a t-shirt, nor could we condemn her for a $12,000 bottle and eye dropper of some liquid marketed as “merch” without recognizing that celeb merchandise, in general, has gotten pretty outta hand. From Jared Leto’s Thirty Seconds to Mars corny-as-shit America line to Kanye’s wack Wyoming merch, things are only going to get more and more ridiculous. At least we’ll always have Mariah.