For $100,000, You Can Live Your Pretty Woman Fantasies

Got $100,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Think Pretty Woman, a movie about a scumbag corporate raider condescending to love a gorgeous sex worker, is the most romantic thing since cherry-flavored condoms? Well, the Beverly Wiltshire has a deal for you!

The New York Daily News points to the listing for one of their “extraordinary experiences,” in which they invite you to live “Pretty Woman for a Day,” in honor of the movie’s silver wedding anniversary. Guess romance ain’t dead just yet. $100,000 gets you alllllllll this:

You’re the star of your own love story when you recreate your favourite moments from Pretty Woman at Beverly Wilshire, Beverly Hills (A Four Seasons Hotel), where the hit movie was filmed. During this glamorous weekend getaway for two, steal the scene when you stay in the “Pretty Woman” Suite (aka the luxurious Presidential Suite). The experience starts with a personal shopping consultation on Rodeo Drive. Dressed to impress, take a Rolls-Royce to Greystone Mansion for a romantic “shoeless” picnic, where you’ll sample cuisine inspired by the picnic scene from the movie. You’ll embark on the ultimate date night when the two of you are privately styled in your suite, before spending the evening at the new Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts or the LA Opera. Throughout your stay, we’ll inspire you with stills from the movie, allowing you and your sweetheart to mimic classic scenes for exclusive photography opportunities. The fairy-tale ending? We’ll leave that up to you.

But when will somebody pay off their student loans advertising their grotty Manhattan apartment on Airbnb with promises of recreating Breakfast at Tiffany’s, right down to the feral cat and $50 in Monopoly money “for the powder room”?