Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 Twice to Complain About the Size of His Seafood Dinner
LatestThe thing about this country, a patchwork of petty microaggressions and police state mentalities, is that just about every news item about “Florida Men” strikes one as quintessentially American.
To illustrate this hasty theory, may I present 51-year-old Nelson Agosto, who, according to the Associated Press via TCPalm, was arrested last Monday after calling 911 to complain about the inadequate size of his Crabby’s Seafood Shack dinner, specifically the clams.