Finally, A Reality Show For Shallow Bitches And Their Sad Best Friends

For those of you who can’t quite make out the text:

Has God blessed you with beauty? Do you have a best friend that you wish was as fortunate as you are? Would you like to give her the gift of a makeover with PLASTIC SURGERY so that both of you can rock the town together. Casting Two Best Friends for a new makeover show on VH1. Must be between 23-30 years old. We will give her a PLASTIC SURGERY makeover as well as put her through Hair, Makeup, Fitness, Dental and give her a new wardrobe. Please email me photos of both of you and a paragraph describing your relationship and why you think she deserves the makeover.

Because nothing says friendship quite like nominating your bff for plastic surgery so that you’re no longer embarrassed to be seen with her, yeah? And maybe when she gets a VH1-approved makeover, she’ll be classy enough to receive a nickname like HotPants and given the opportunity to win a rock star’s heart whilst traveling on a bus and reminding everyone that she is not here to make friends. And then, once she’s rejected by said rock star, she’ll get her own spin off show, filled with douchebags who will later end up on Tool Academy after she breaks their Axe-scented hearts. And then, when she tells Dr. Drew of her sorrows on Celebrity Rehab, she will point to the time her former best friend humiliated her by telling the entire world that she needed plastic surgery in order to be presentable, but those days, like so many VH1 reality shows, will be long forgotten, and everything that came in the before will be eclipsed by the after.

On the other hand, at least it will give Joel McHale some good material for The Soup.

Does Your Friend Deserve An EXTREME Type Makeover? VH1 Casting Now! [Craigslist]