Fifth Graders Perform Hilarious Synchronized Swimming Routine

I'm not sure if there is Olympic gold in the future for any of these boys when it comes to synchronized swimming, but they definitely win everything else for this routine.


I cannot stop laughing at this video.Via Fox 4:

Jennifer Mallory, of Hurst, Texas, posted a video to YouTube of her son, along with seven other fifth graders, performing in Porter Elementary School's talent show. In the video the eight boys take to the stage dressed in swimming attire, including goggles and swim caps, and perform a hilarious synchronized "swimming" routine to Johann Strauss and the Vienna Philharmonic's 'The Blue Danube.'



Well done, children. You have officially melted my cynical heart for the day.

Now get off my lawn.