February Cosmo: "The Thong Is Dead!"

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Cosmopolitan, the magazine which suggested you put a scrunchie on your man's dick, has declared that thongs are out and boyshorts are in. Seems like old news, but the question is: What will readers use for ponytail holders now?




I'm kind of confused. I've never worn a thong in my life. I wear Hanes hipsters, basically, and I don't have any ride-up issue. Why do so many people have problems with undies going into they cracks? Maybe I'm built wrong. And.. aren't thongs built to always BE in your crack? Why is that good then?

Enlighten, please.. for the sake of womankind. ;-)