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Fashion Scavenger HuntWelcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a Jezebel column in which we all work together to find the elusive product of your dreams. Need help with a style or specific item, or just looking for advice on dupes? Email julianne@jezebel.com.

Jessica writes:

Hi, these are Vagabonds Flora 002 sandals. They are the most beautiful/hideous velcro sandals I have ever seen and desired in my entire life, and I have a major thing for ugly shoes. Look at that clasp buckle thing. And that padded strap bullshit at the back. I mean, fuck. Utter perfection, from the bowels of ugly shoe hell.

They were available online a few months back, but never had my size, and it looks like they’re not going to be re-stocked any time soon.

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Guys, Birkenstock-inspired shoewear was really in for 2013 AND it’s back for 2014 — Givenchy, Celine, and Marc Jacobs are all on it. Everyone who attended my mountain sleepaway camp has finally been vindicated. Accordingly: accept it, embrace it, and help Jessica find the hideous shoes of her dreams.

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Jessica girl what the hell is wrong with you!? Lord.