Fashion Icon Pippa Middleton Commits Ultimate Pantyhose Sin

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[In Paris, no less. May 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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I despise the control top, but I love me some nude stockin's! Y'all see me thinking I'm some kinda frumpy hose-wearing ignoramus, but what you don't realize is that I am actually super duper sexy in my fancy fancy lingerie! Fools! Go on, follow your little 'rules,' fashion lambs, I'd hate to see the popular girls make fun of you behind your back or something...

"Stay-ups," though, are almost as despicable as control tops. Gotta go with a garter belt or something. Especially if it's pretty.