Illustration for article titled Facebook Makes a Nail Polish Because They Must Own Your Fingers, Too

Facebook isn't content to solely live on your screens, it must also cover the digits you use to communicate with the master in its Social Butterfly Blue.


I kinda like the color — like many women who think they're different, I am partial to non-nail-polish-color colors — but there's NO way I'm putting that on my fingers. I type as I put it on my fingers. Ahhhhh!!!

It's available at the Menlo Park campus store because that's what we call the offices where grown-ups work in Silicon Valley. Just an aside, I used to pass the FB campus on my way to work every day and once I saw a security guard dragging a kid off the top of the giant thumbs-up sign out front. Maybe he'd been sniffing too much Facebook nail polish?


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