Experts Say These Lion Cubs Are Growing Great; Jezebel Says They Could Be Fatter 

Experts say these white lion cubs are quickly and healthily gaining weight. Far be it for Jezebel—a blog staffed entirely by clowns—to question the experts! However, we say that these cuties could perhaps be just the slightest bit more roly-poly.

The Associated Press says these four rare creatures are denizens of Germany’s Magdeburg zoo. When they were born in December, they averaged 3.3 pounds each; they’re now 14.3 pounds. “We are very satisfied with the animals’ development,” said zoo curator Konstantin Ruske.

Well, sorry to disagree, Konstantin, but while they are currently very good, they could be fatter. Maybe they can ask Fiona for some tips?