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Roberto Cavalli is a notorious ass who makes absurdly sexy clothes. Like, the sartorial equivalent of aggressive sexyface. So, yes, in other words his Paris Fashion Week party was ridiculous, over-the-top, and totally star-studded.

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Anja Rubik showcases the demure end of the Cavalli spectrum.


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This, on Anna dello Russo, is more typical. Paging Siegfried and Roy!

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That said, there's something unspeakably rad about Bianca Jagger's Simone Simon turn.


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It's like Heidi went to Vegas, but didn't stay in Vegas. And maybe this is why things need to.


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There aren't many designers who make you feel like you, a regular person with no training, could step into his shoes, fake it, and be okay. Cavalli inspires that kind of confidence. (Natalia Vodianova.)


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When in doubt, just add leopard, like Rachel Bilson...


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Transparency, like Carine Roitfeld...


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Add some sparkle, like Taylor...


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...show some skin, like Aissa Maiga and Karolina Kurkova...


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...or forget pants, like Yu Yamada.


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If you do go for more fabric, make sure it's flamingo-colored and there's lacing involved.


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Or that it's this.


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A few people rebelled: Leigh Lezark wears sparkles for no man.

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Chantal Thomas, in some ways, looked the most unique, despite the absence of sexytime signifiers.


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And perhaps the evening's prettiest, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann's gown is reminiscent of pre-WWI boho chic.

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Meanwhile, in Yasmin Le Bon's world — or at least closet —Duran Duran is always king.


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The maestro.



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