Ever Think To Yourself, 'Damn, the Villain from Gummi Bears Looks Hung AF,' or Is It Just Me?
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A few of the effects of social distancing—binge-watching literally whatever the fuck and forced monogamy—coalesced the other night when my boyfriend and I were watching the first-ever episode of the ’80s/early ’90s cartoon series Disney’s Adventures of the Gummi Bears: I found myself kind of horny for the show’s villain, Duke Sigmund Igthorn.
For those unfamiliar with the show, it’s “loosely inspired by the candy,” per Wikipedia, and features magical anthropomorphized bears who themselves seem a little bit more than loosely inspired by the Seven Dwarfs. They fight evil with the help of “Gummiberry juice,” which makes them extremely bouncy. I don’t really know what else they do because I can’t remember and also we stopped watching after the first episode, but you get the gist. They’re bears, but so much more than that.