Endless Porno Kisses: Best Belated Valentine’s Day Present Ever [NSFW]

Endless Porno Kisses, the website, is the sort of simple, brilliant, totally self-evident tomfoolery the internet built its reputation on.

It’s just a gif parade featuring gross, sloppy, full screen tongue kisses from a myriad of pornos. It will make you cringe and it is completely unsexy, but, once you start clicking, proves itself fascinating in a clinical, almost anthropological way, as if you were an alien tasked with observing the hairless apes of Earth in order to determine if they should be allowed to send representatives to the galactic senate. (Obviously, you’d conclude that the answer is, “Fuck no.”)