Embrace Autumn With This Week’s Jezebel Bounty Contest

It’s that time again. What time, you ask? Bounty time. Wow us with your caption genius and win pure comfort from Etsy. This Black Friday just got a whole lot lighter.

This week’s contest:
We’re looking for the sharpest, wittiest, most original caption — think the style of New Yorker cartoons — for this perplexing image from the December issue of Cosmo.

To be a fly near that speakerphone…

What you win:
Repose in autumnal bliss withBelle and Boo’s My Favourite Spot in Autumn Cushion. Each of the two winners will receive this custom designed, hand-embroidered pillow, suitable for all ages of nappers.

Presh.

Also! Big shout out to last week’s winners, Badmutha and TryScience . Brava.

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, November 29 at 12pm ET. On that evening (11/29), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, November 30 by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner’s list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.