This might be the best picture ever taken, or it's at least a contender. In case you hadn't heard, CBS said it wouldn't allow exposed breasts, butts, or genitalia at the Grammys, and several stars are in direct violation. However, nobody more egregiously than Perry, who looks like she arrived from the set of Boogie Nights ready to PARTY. Love, love, love Ellen and Portia here; could they be more perfect? Let's all makeout!