Early Review Of Machete: "Lindsay Is Nude The Whole Time"

Someone contacted us to say that they saw Robert Rodriguez's new film Machete earlier this week, and Lindsay Lohan is only in a nun's habit for a moment — when she's not totally naked.

Writes the tipster:

I saw Machete. It's really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She's nude almost the whole time (except for the "nun with a gun" scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her mother (not Dina) and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. "i just wish she'd look at me as more of a man." I don't know if the small role was tailored to her… But. Yeah.

And there you have it! The perfect transition piece towards her next film. Genius.

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