During an Antibiotics-Fueled Twitter Rant, Khloe Kardashian Told Fans 'Get Off My Dick'

Khloé Kardashian claims a cocktail of antibiotics and painkillers caused her to pop off on Twitter last night. The New York Times best-selling author’s most incendiary comments were responses to tweets about her appearance and her marriage to Lamar Odom.

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After she congratulated the Houston Rockets on a “dope ass game,” some of her followers responded with comments like “you can’t be with [James] harden and still be married fam, gotta chose one” and “for better or worse sickness and health till death do them part.”

Khloé presumably knocked back a few more Percocets and said:

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“Went against all our vows”?? Oh dang—she burned Kat, Juan, and her sick husband in one tweet! And it didn’t even stop there:

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Once those haters got off her dick, another one decided to hop on and insult her appearance for no reason.

“Ur head shaped like a deflated football,” he tweeted.

Khloé then went through like 9 days of Z-Paks in one gulp, and responded with what I think was a pretty sick burn:

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But, like most good fun, this couldn’t last forever:

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[Us Weekly]


Amy Schumer, who recently claimed that being famous blows, allegedly pulled a “YOU KNOW WHO I AM” after being denied entry into an NYC gym.

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Reports Radar Online:

The trouble began when the actress forgot her membership card. An employee turned her away, reminding her she needed a card for entrance— which left the 34-year-old in a rage.

“She threw a massive fit,” an eyewitness tells Radar. “She screamed, ‘I know you know who I am, I’m famous!’”

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After the employee was like, “Sorry lady,” Schumer stormed out—which, I think, counts as cardio.

[Radar Online]


This is a very funny headline without context. It’s less funny with it.

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[Page Six]


  • Michael Lohan may have just had a heart attack. [TMZ]
  • Kate Beckinsale’s marriage is “on the rocks,” but I’m not sure which rocks. [TMZ]
  • One of Charlie Sheen’s exes on not being told he had HIV: “Meh.” [TMZ]
  • I still can’t believe that Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie are sisters-in-law. [TMZ]
  • SOUND ALL THE ALARMS. SOMETHING ON KUWTK IS FAKE. [Radar Online]

Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.

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thenoblerenard
The Noble Renard

That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to be Amy Schumer to get into her own gym. Like... I’m pretty sure even I’ve pulled that when forgetting membership cards at places I go to often enough to be instantly recognized as a member.