Lesson: Don’t go to the club without making sure you’ve insured all your valuables. Or, don’t bring items you need to insure to the club.
Last weekend, a very unlucky bro was at BPM New York, located at the fashionable intersection of 42nd street and a garbage can, partying and doing his thing. Around 2 a.m. he realized that he was 1) blackout drunk and 2) couldn’t find his $20,000 ring. He doesn’t know where he put it last so please don’t ask him.
The very large gay club is located in the Out hotel, which became the subject of controversy after co-owners Mati Weiderpass and Ian Reisner schmoozed with noted anti-gay rodent Ted Cruz.
Have you seen this unidentified man’s ring? It maybe looks like the one in the picture above, but also, maybe it doesn’t. It is probably big, but not as big as you would think it would be because diamonds are expensive. Unless it is $20,000 worth of gold in which case it will be big and heavy. Much too big for a finger. Maybe if it is made of all gold it is a vest or suit of armor. But the police report says it is a ring, so probably not.
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