Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Drew Barrymore Learns a Powerful Lesson About Overcoming Wedgies

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This week on The Drew Barrymore Show, Drew Barrymore revealed that she watches back her show after it tapes “just like an athlete would.” This is “not a love-myself fest,” but a constructive activity that allows her the opportunity to observe what needs adjustment and make changes accordingly. A recent takeaway is that what needs adjustment is her underwear.

“I keep walking around with a perpetual wedgie!” she lamented. “Every time I stand up, my pants are so far up my butt I can’t even believe it!” The source of the problem, she reported, was the G-strings she had been wearing. They’ve now been replaced with “granny panties.” Sometimes a back-to-basics approach is all it takes to solve a problem (one, incidentally, that I haven’t noticed in any of the 65+ episodes of this show that I have watched, but then I’m not exactly watching The Drew Barrymore Show for ass).

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You might file this revelation in the category of “too much information,” but I think we can agree that Barrymore would call it “Drew much information” with a wink and a lisp. Other highlights in this week’s cut include Barrymore referring to herself as “Drew Merry-more” (it’s the holidays!) and laying in a dog bed alongside her golden retriever, asking Ross Matthews and Andrew Rannells if they can all sleep in a store one day when things go back to normal. Absolutely, that sounds completely normal!