Drake, What the Fuck?
LatestWe are gathered here today to discuss a crisis that will affect the ovaries of woman across the globe: “Drizzy” Drake has shaved off his beard.
The post is now gone, but assuming it was real, it seems that Drake got rid of his beard for his upcoming appearance on Saturday Night Live, which is about the dumbest reason to shave off that beautiful beard that I can think of.
First of all, SNL isn’t even funny these days, so truly, this was not worth the effort. Second, why couldn’t that entire roomful of professional, well-paid comedy writers just write a bunch of sketches where Drake plays a character with a damn beard? IS THAT HARD? Does that make shit less funny? (Admittedly, he definitely looks goofier without the beard, but I doubt anyone at SNL had that in mind.)
I would also like to point out that the face he is making in that Instagram photo is downright rude and is a contortion that only works when he has a beard because the beard masks the creepy way he’s pouting his lips.
For the majority of the time that most of us have cared about Drake, he’s rocked a heavy 5 o’clock shadow—a bit o’ scruff here and there.
It wasn’t until last summer when he let his face follicles run free and do the damn thing.