Dr. Ruth Rips Ryan Lochte's Mom a New One Over One-Night Stand Comments

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Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some indignant ectoplasm into the Twittersphere:


Once she got it out of her system, she quickly moved on to other pressing matters:

Later, of course, Ike clarified that while she said "one night stands" she meant "meeting Betty at the Soda Shoppe when he also made plans to meet Veronica, which leads to many zany (and yet non-penetrative) hijinks." Jeah! [World of Wonder]


Also, the elder Lochtes are reportedly in debt and might be facing foreclosure. [TMZ]

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i think she said feck

Dr. Ruth sucks. Canada's lucky we had Sue Johanssen. I remember when my husband (who is American) first came to visit me in Canada. We turned on the TV to watch "Sex with Sue" and he laughed so hard; here is this senior-aged woman with a strap on dildo on her chin, it bouncing around as she talked. She was one of my heros as a teen.