These condom ads might be sexy — mainly due to that hot Elvis cover GOOD LORD — but it's really annoying how every spot has to have the wedding ring front and center. Because, you know, only married people have hot sex. Oh, wait...
It's a small complaint, I guess, I mainly find these commercials arousing. And I know the fact that it turns me on turns you on — especially considering that I have a cold towel on my forehead, a heating pad on my groin, and I'm wearing men's cargo shorts paired with a XXL t-shirt with this cartoon printed on it:
I silkscreened it myself!
Anyway, get married so you can finally have good sex, ok??