If you are the sort of person who hates Geminis, it’s easy to say that Donald Trump, today’s birthday boy, is the very worst kind. He changes his mind when it suits him, his jokes cut too close, and seems entirely driven by excitement. That’s a fair assessment of the negative traits of a Gemini. A more accurate assessment of Donald Trump would be that he’s volatile, extremist, racist, sexist, ableist, homophobic, and dangerous—traits which do not come prescribed to any particular zodiac sign!
So on behalf of the Gemini community, I denounce him. We don’t want him. We cannot be held accountable for his behavior. Or Kanye’s. Or Morrissey’s. Or our own.
Instead, I’d like to review the shit storm going on in the rest of his chart to remind you all that, ahem, his being a Gemini is not solely responsible for this shit!!!
Sun in Gemini
Alright, I’ll cop to it. His Gemini sun is probably the reason he’s constantly on Twitter, and maybe the reason he’s down to hang out with his known enemies.
Your sun sign is your “main” sign; it represents your most basic identity, ego, and self-expression. Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication and intellect. It thrives on the exchange of ideas. At best, this person is a writer, an entertainer, a therapist—someone whose job is to communicate constantly. Maybe someone who runs a meme account, I don’t know, it’s not a big deal. At worst, this is a person who places too much value on their own thoughts and opinions, and needs such constant stimulation that the impatience of boredom pushes them to overshare without hesitation. So yeah, it’s 4 a.m. and president baby is awake trying to make clever puns out of Robert DeNiro’s movie titles just to insult him? That’s some Gemini shit.
Some other Trump traits we can attribute to Gemini Behaviors:
- Loves having beef with people
- Hangs out with enemies like “Hey bitch!” and no one really knows if he means it or not
- Bad at covering tracks of lying, but still going to try
- Petty as fuck
Moon in Sagittarius
So something that really gets my goat is that I see a lot of slander online about how Trump’s cockiness, loud mouth, and habit of furiously arguing with random people can be attributed to him being a Gemini. Fuck that! Moon in Sagittarius!
The moon refers to your inner emotional nature, moods, and instinctive responses. Moon in Sagittarius would make a person more honest, passionate, freedom-loving, direct, blunt, and open-minded. With Sagittarius as a lunar placement, these traits apply more to his emotions than to what he actually says. For all of Trump’s lies, it’s never difficult to read his face if you want to know how he feels about something. He is direct with people he hates. He spends his days choking on his foot in his mouth.
Trump traits we can attribute to Moon in Sagittarius:
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