Dominique Strauss-Kahn Currently On A Diet, Is A Bad Tipper

Because these are the biggest issues in his life right now, Dominique Strauss-Kahn is trying to lose a few extra pounds.

It’s summer and, you know, he just wants to feel better and more comfortable in his own skin. Besides, if you can’t clear yourself of sexual assault charges, might as well stock up on veggie chips!:

[Strauss-Kahn] took in a six-bag grocery order that included healthy fare like boneless, skinless chicken breast, Lean Cuisine meals and Crystal Light. “They never tip,” said Danny Cotto after dropping off a box from Espresso Coffee.

Later in the day, a messenger showed up at his door with six balloons, including one shaped like a shark, but was rebuffed by the moneyman’s handlers as the camped-out media snapped pictures. “Someone inside said he didn’t want it,” said the confused worker, whose bosses at Balloon Saloon got the order from an anonymous person.

(Also, seriously? Who sent DSK a balloon bouquet from a place called Balloon Saloon? Seriously. I need to know.)