Dolly Parton Says Her Husband Would Love to Have a Threesome With Jennifer Aniston

By Frida Garza  |  December 6, 2018 | 7:24pm
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Working with Dolly Parton is every celebrity’s dream, and if it isn’t, well, those celebrities should consider changing their dreams. Jennifer Aniston recently checked a Parton collab off her list; she asked Parton to write some original music for her Netflix beauty pageant movie Dumplin’. Watching the two women do interviews together and take tequila shots fills me with joy and makes me a little bit of jealous of them hanging out, and I might not be the only one.

“I love her to death,” Parton said of Aniston on The Tonight Show. “My husband is crazy about her.” She goes on:

And he was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kind of fantasizes about like a threesome with us. I’m serious! No, I’m serious, he does! And I think he can’t even get it up to pee, much less get it up for three.

Dolly Parton is a gem and later told E! News that her husband said, “Well, maybe I couldn’t do a threesome, but I think, if it was Jennifer, I could do a two and a half.” So much erectile dysfunction humor. They both seem like good sports. And Aniston was too! Asked what she thought, she said: “I could not believe it. I basically fell over. And I was just like, the only person in the world who could who get away with saying that is Dolly.”

A nice laugh, all around, in a situation that could have gotten a little weird at one point or another. Congrats to them!

 
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