Does Christina Aguilera Know She Gave Birth to a Fake Baby?

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On August 16, 2014, pop singer Christina Aguilera claims to have given birth to daughter Summer Rain. On February 11, 2015, People magazine released the first photos of the infant. Does something seem WRONG here? Of course it does. The "baby" isn't real.

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LOOK AT THIS BABY. IT IS NOT A REAL BABY. HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO? DOES CHRISTINA AGUILERA KNOW SHE HAS A FAKE BABY? ARE THEY JUST RENTING AMERICAN SNIPER BABIES TO THE RICHEST BIDDER NOW? IF YOU'RE NOT MAD, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

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Unrealistic beauty standards for babies continue their assault the American public. Stand up and say NO MORE FAKE BABIES before it's too late.

Image via People.

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I don't normally feel the need to snark at hippie names—they are what they are and word names are kinda nice—but Summer Rain?