Disney's Fairy Princess Wedding Cake Is Some Next Level Shit

Disney just changed everything about wedding cakes.

Your royal-icing flowers are nothing. Your hand-sculpted wedding cake topper crafted in you and your spouse’s likeness is total crap. Your eight-tiered vanilla-almond cake with buttercream frosting adorned with fresh roses is bullshit. Martha Stewart Weddings has utterly failed you.

This cake, shown at Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings‘ Wedding Expo, is the cake that will destroy all other wedding cakes. According to the Huffington Post, the technique is called “cake projection mapping,” which projects lighted images onto your cake. The possibilities are pretty much endless:

Plus, according to Disney’s website, the cake is completely customizable — which means the projection doesn’t have to be of Tinkerbell as it is in the video (although that’s clearly a great choice). Anything the bride and groom want can be projected onto the cake, including their own love story.

My choice would be a montage of scenes from 1989’s Breaking In starring Burt Reynolds. Go big or go home. Too bad it will set you back $12,000 (!!!!) because you can only get one if you sign up for one of Disney’s Wishes Collection wedding packages. Oh darn.