Dina Lohan claims to be in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars in spite of the fact that she is not technically a star. No, you’re right… That never stopped anyone before. [Page Six]
Prince William‘s team beat Kate Middleton‘s team at a dragon boat race across Dalvay Lake in Canada yesterday. Dude was not even considering “letting” his wife win. In fact, the Prince shouted “No chivalry!” as he accepted the prize — a bottle of champagne. [People]
Peep a passel of pictures of Prince William and Princess Shinylocks having an awesome fucking time in Canada. [ONTD]
William and Kate are headed to Los Angeles, and a crapload of security will usher them around town. [TMZ]
Meanwhile, Pippa Middleton is on the cover of Tatler magazine. [People]
Sad: Nicki Minaj‘s cousin was murdered in Brooklyn over the weekend. [Digital Spy]
There comes a day when we must reflect upon our life, our age, our choices, where we’ve been and where we are going. Perhaps, in light of this news, today would be a good day: The Situation has turned 30. [Radar]
- Suri Cruise was spotted wearing the hipster uniform of a striped dress and neon sunglasses. Connor Cruise was spotted looking like jailbait. [X17]
- Congrats to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, who celebrated their 29th wedding anniversary yesterday. Crazy! But that’s how it goes. Millions of people living as foes… [ONTD]
- Olivia Wilde‘s Tour De Hotties continues! After being spotted with Jake Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper, she was recently seen having dinner with sweet piece of mancandy Chris Pine. [Digital Spy]
- On Twitter, Olivia Wilde writes: “Strange to hear I was on a date at a restaurant I’ve never been to. But I trust my doppleganger (sic) had a blast. Hope she doesn’t rob any banks.” [Contact Music]
- Kiefer Sutherland is single. [Page Six]
- Justin Bieber ruins everything. [Page Six]
- James McAvoy had his teeth “fixed.” [ONTD]
- Björk guest-edited the August issue of Dazed & Confused. [Dazed Digital]
- Bai Ling climbed on the roof of the rehab facility while on Dr. Drew‘s show, Addicted Celebrities Exploited for Entertainment. The actress has also revealed that she was sexually abused by Chinese Army officers when she was a teenager. [AOL TV]
- Somehow Sean Penn has bravely recovered from breaking up with ScarJo. He is now riding Jet Skis and holding hands with a beautiful new young “mystery” girlfriend. [The Sun]
- Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend in East Hampton with Pete Yorn, Cameron Diaz, A-Rod and the Ambassador to Brazil. Not too shabby. [Page Six]
- Russell Brand: Say no to crack. [NYDN]
- The band Train have created Drops Of Jupiter wine, which I would have to drink a truckload of if forced to listen to that song or the dreaded rom-com anthem “Hey Soul Sister.” [NYDN]
- Here’s a sight you haven’t seen since 1998: The muscle-bound dudes of 98 Degrees, together again. [NYDN]
- Robots in Disguise absolutely smashed Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts at the box office. [NY Post, ONTD]
- You guys, Nicolas Cage‘s son is a mess. [TMZ, TMZ]
- Andrew Keegan says don’t tase me, bro. [TMZ]
- “Katt Williams‘ Bodyguard Kills Dog in Bizarre Attack.” [TMZ]
- Blind item! “Which young Hollywood actress has been hooking up with a fellow hot actor? Leaving his apartment one morning, she was horrified to cross paths with another young woman going into his place for a good time. Next!” And another: “Which starlet’s team insists that size-6 tags be cut out of her dresses by designers and a size-2 tag sewn in its place to preserve her vanity and prevent a body image-inspired meltdown?” [Page Six]
- “I say for any single guys in town, they should definitely come to this, as the ratio of guys to girls is really good!” — Backstreet’s Howie D, on the NKOTBSB tour. [London Evening Standard]