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Zac Efron has made me realize exactly what it’s like to be a cis het man who objectifies women without even meaning to.

I want to see his movies only because he’s hot. I don’t care what he’s like as a person, I don’t respect him as a person. I care about him only as an object of my gaze. He exists only to please my idea of the ideal male physique. I’m pretty sure he’s a bimbo who couldn’t hold a conversation, and who probably wouldn’t talk much and would say dumb shit when he did. And I don’t care.

I’m not sexist, I just know a hot man when I see one. All of you haters are just jealous and ugly!