Despite His Best Efforts Donald J. Trump Can't Even Manage to Be the Silliest Looking President

By Gabrielle Bluestone | March 3, 2017 | 10:45pm

Politics

On Thursday, esteemed President and noted draft dodger Donald J. Trump put on his big boy jacket and cosplayed as a navy man aboard an aircraft carrier. He looked silly as hell. But, like most things Trump, even that effort was extremely mediocre, and largely unintentional.

Allow me to show you how a real politician looks like a beautiful idiot.