Desperate For Attention, Ashley Madison Releases New Stupid Ad

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It's possible that Ashley Madison thought they would actually attract new clients with last week's offensive ad, but with this followup — published in today's New York Metro — we're pretty sure they're just trolling.

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Illustration for article titled Desperate For Attention, Ashley Madison Releases New Stupid Ad

Here's the full image, so you can appreciate the wit and nuance of their argument.

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AndPreciousLittleofThat
AndPreciousLittleofThat

Hi, I'm Ashley Madison founder and CEO, Noel Biderman.

I'm holding my finger to my lips like this to remind you not to tell anybody that yes, in fact I DO look exactly like that creepy guy who incessantly hit on you while you were waiting for your flight to Phoenix. That's because I *am* that guy. I've just found a new way to be aggressively icky.

I know if you were to "call it like you see it" I'd be relegated to the back of nearly any line of potential suitors. That's why the ads I run are designed to make you feel worse about yourself. That way, I can feel better about, well...this.

Sshhhh, keep it a secret!!!